Posts tagged Chicago
STANDBY the Bandwagon
Jun 10th
AFTER A 49 YEAR DROUGHT, THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS BRING LORD STANLEY’S CUP HOME
I’d like to dedicate this post to two groups:
~The Chicago Blackhawks~
You men played your guts out for 60 some-odd games
And through all the crap, and name calling, and the naysayers
And people mispronouncing “Toews” (Tayvz)
(a lot of them the same people who were jumping on their couches with Pat Kane’s final goal)
You brought the cup home…
I SALUTE YOU with this Molson Ice lifted high above the head…
C H E E R S !!!
And Secondly…
~The Standbys~
[spoken to the tune of "Real Men of Genius"]
You DIEHARD Hawks fans have prayed for years and years and eons for your beloved Blackhawks to bring the big tin cup home to the Windy City
You didn’t jump on the BANDWAGON like the 99% of the Chicagoans rooting for your fearless five
Who could have cared less about them in September
OH NOOOOOO!!!!
With tears you forged the BANDWAGON, reached out your hairy, sweaty arm, and yelled
Hop on, Junior! Let us celebrate as our glorious team marches to VICTORY!!!
You are a breathing metaphor of life
Those who, through thick and thin, stick to their guns, and da dadada dadada for months and months
Years and years
Just to see this day…
You ARE a TRUE Blackhawk FAN
Your Dad and Mom ARE TRUE Blackhawk FANS
Your Son, Daughter, and their future spouses WILL BE TRUE Blackhawk FANS
(…or else)
So pop open a tall one, Mr. Patient Patron of the Puck
Because afterall
This Cup’s for You
Key Master’s Commercial Stupendousness by Moi
Apr 7th
I’m a man of many talents
- Writing
- Reading
- Bathing
- Thinking
- Computer-ing
- Back massaging (no dudes!!)
On top of all of that MASTERY
(I LOVE) My mom also says I produce some STELLAR CUSTOM shows for:
- Business Commercials
- Bride and Groom
- Birthday Parties
- Puppies frolicking in green pastures
(…hee hee…giggle)
Here’s one I did for Master Key Cleaning Systems
An OUTSTANDING local CARPET CLEANING company in Joliet, Illinois
And the only ones I trust cleaning my carpets at home
I’m always looking for ways to improve my craft
And for new clients looking to get STOOPID exposure ONLINE
(and not to look like everyone else’s boring snooze fests)
So I’d appreciate HONEST feed back from ya
