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Tony Robbins is a S-C-A-M

Pauly — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:37:58 +0000

The word “SCAM” get’s thrown around more than SNOOKIE in a bar @ the Jersey Shore

Your biz-op (Amway, Nouveau Riche, HerbaLife, Melaleuca) is a pyramid SCAM
Your church is a SCAM
Wal-Mart is a SCAM…and they have a conspiracy with China to take over the USA
Red Box and their $1 movies…WHAT A RUSE!!!!
Oprah and her giving away $10,000 and an iPad to everyone who works for her “O” magazine…ULTRAAAAAA SCAAAAAAM!!

Publisher’s Clearning house??? Now THAT’S FOR REAL!!!!

Look at the people who are crying

“FAKE!!!”

“FAIL!!!”

“SCAM!!!”

“THIS SUCKS!!!”

“GET THAT CRAP OUT OF MY FACE!!!” (oooo, and would you lend me money for gas)

“SOCIALISM IS THE BEST, COMRAD!!!”

(OK, I’ve never heard of the last one, but that’s what losers deep down in their gut ultimately believe in)

These people usually don’t have track records

They usually jump around from place to place, NEVER rooting themselves in anything long enough to succeed

They’re nothing but LOSERS (by definition, someone who has the tenancy to LOSE CONSISTANTLY, without getting any STONES to man up & try to succeed)

So what’s the difference a WINNER and a LOSER have?

WINNERS: LOVE what they do, would do it for FREE, but make a butt-load of money because they consistantly share their passion (loverage) with others

LOSERS: Hate and despise good ol’ AMERICAN work…they want the GET-RICH-QUICK boat and don’t have the brains to get off that merry-go-round. And if they see Mary run around in her new PAID FOR Camero again, it’s WAR

WINNER: Seeks out strong mentors to help him with his success; someone he can GLEAN off of; this guy knows a mentor / teacher can curve his learning by YEARS, since Mr./Ms. Mentor’s already been through the muck and mire…

LOSER: Believes they can do it all by themselves, not knowing NOTHING is done by yourself; they hate Tony Robbins and he is a SCAM to this person, even though the dude’s helped out presidents, MMA fighters, actors, coaches, and other Red Carpet Millionaire HOT SHOTS

WINNER: Is a “yes, yes, yes” person; he knows by saying yes more than no, he takes action to open up lines of opportunity to meet people he’s been praying for to show up in his life…

LOSERS: Thinks EVERYTHING’S a FARCE. This guy wouldn’t buy a ticket to a networking lunch, let-alone go to a FREE Amway opportunity…yet, will gladly SLAM down $10 for a lotto ticket, ROLLIN on a kagillion to 1 chance of winning, and a 1 to 2 chance of being stupid-uber-poor in 3 years if they do

WINNERS: Know their own failures depend on them and them alone. If they fail, they’re the ones who take the burden, get up, regroup, and try again; they’re the epitome of a WARRIOR…

LOSERS: Blame everyone INCLUDING, family, friends, the government, God, you’re grandma’s Corgi (dog), and the neighborhood mailman named Stan. They always have an excuse why they SUCK

Don’t get me wrong, there ARE real two-bit huckster SNAKE OIL salesmen out there

And those people have a special room in the next life saved for them

But not everything’s a scam and who’s to say what get’s labeled the tag of “if it’s too good to be true…”

Check you’re sources…do your research…don’t be afraid to take RISKS

ALL WINNERS DO!!!

Hypocrite Capitali$ts!!!

Pauly — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:59:25 +0000

So, I hear about this guy who makes like a kagillion dollars a year hosting this website called I Can Has Cheezeburger

All it is is a whole slew of pictures of cats, dogs, etc. with quirky little comments that users can come up with, rate, and make comments about

Actually, the guy has about 56 sites like this.,,

And REMEMBER, he makes a KA-GILLION dollars a year

(this blog isn’t about him…he’s a ROCKSTAR)

Well, one of the pictures is a 4-piece setup w/ Che Guevara saying something like “Viva La Socialism”

The next is him smiling with Fidel Castro

The third is…eh, I forgot

(trying to do this by memory…)

And the 4th…was absolutely hysterical

Because it’s sooooooooooooo true…yet so sad!!!

But before I tell you what it was, let me share this:

“BEWARE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DEMONIZE WHO YOU ARE AS SIN”

Because they, more than likely, don’t live by their own credo:

EXAMPLES

The “PRO-CHOICE” movement is against giving humans the right to LIFE…yet they’re LIVING
The treehuggers want to save a whale, but kill a child
The people who CONDEMN those who watch XXX-films (as evil and disgusting as they are), are then caught fornicating, or in a strip club, or doing some other sexual infirmity
People of religion who want to b!@ch, moan, and take away your FREEDOM to practice your religious beliefs…but they’re free to practice theirs

AND NOW THE PUNCH LINE

Those who call themselves US SOCIALISTS/COMMUNISTS

Are the ones selling CHE GUEVARA T-SHIRTS!!!

Does this make sense to anyone else???

STANDBY the Bandwagon

Pauly — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 06:36:55 +0000

AFTER A 49 YEAR DROUGHT, THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS BRING LORD STANLEY’S CUP HOME

I’d like to dedicate this post to two groups:

~The Chicago Blackhawks~

You men played your guts out for 60 some-odd games

And through all the crap, and name calling, and the naysayers

And people mispronouncing “Toews” (Tayvz)

(a lot of them the same people who were jumping on their couches with Pat Kane’s final goal)

You brought the cup home…

I SALUTE YOU with this Molson Ice lifted high above the head…

C H E E R S !!!

And Secondly…

~The Standbys~

[spoken to the tune of "Real Men of Genius"]

You DIEHARD Hawks fans have prayed for years and years and eons for your beloved Blackhawks to bring the big tin cup home to the Windy City

You didn’t jump on the BANDWAGON like the 99% of the Chicagoans rooting for your fearless five

Who could have cared less about them in September

OH NOOOOOO!!!!

With tears you forged the BANDWAGON, reached out your hairy, sweaty arm, and yelled

Hop on, Junior! Let us celebrate as our glorious team marches to VICTORY!!!

You are a breathing metaphor of life

Those who, through thick and thin, stick to their guns, and da dadada dadada for months and months

Years and years

Just to see this day…

You ARE a TRUE Blackhawk FAN

Your Dad and Mom ARE TRUE Blackhawk FANS

Your Son, Daughter, and their future spouses WILL BE TRUE Blackhawk FANS

(…or else)

So pop open a tall one, Mr. Patient Patron of the Puck

Because afterall

This Cup’s for You

Driving with the Mad Hatter

Pauly — Tue, 18 May 2010 10:52:23 +0000

WISDOM and REVELATION can show up at any given time

EYE(dot)E(dot)…

Before going to a finance class with CashMoney SUPERSTAR Dave Ramsey, I took a ride to the bank, while Earl Nightingale and Napoleon Hill speaking WORD to me inside my car

(Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill

one of the TOP THREE books any successful JUGGERNAUT should have in their library)

when I started to think about my COWBOY HAT sitting in the back seat

…and Transformers

(30-yrs young, and yeah, this is what I think about when I’m by myself)

Now, I’m part of a global mentorship mastermind, headed up with a a MAN-GIANT who consistently states:

Leaders wear hats

And I constantly think

W
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Heeeeeeeeeeeckdoesthathavetodowithanything!?

I mean….REALLY??

What in the WORLD does wearing a Cubs hat, or a Derby, or a Deer Hunting hat have to do with LEADERSHIP???

Ok, so…

Winston Churchill wore a hat..Fine
George Washington wore a hat…Super
Theodore and Franklin Roosevelt both war hats…Great

But are you saying that some schmoe small-man is going to be a leader because he’s ROCKIN’ a CHEESEHEAD???

AND

I’m not wearing a hat, and that one dude (that I’m not too fond of at the moment) is

Soooooooooooooooooooooo

Does that mean he’s better than me?

No…no…100 x’s NO

Then what does it mean???

I then had a “wow…no kidding” moment

This is when Wisdom took me on a journey to earlier that month

I had wore my $10 Panama Jack, Wall-Mart cowboy man-hat all day

And got plenty of all the cowboy ribs

“Giddy up, y’all!!”

“What, are you rustlin’ cattle now?”

Of which, I thought were funny, and why should I care…

…I’m from South of I-80

**That’s CHICAGO TAWK for “Might as well live in Alabama, Jethro”**

When while going out, with a buddy of mine, they made the statement

“Glad you didn’t wear the hat”

“Yeah, I DIDN’T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU”

“Thanks, Pauly. You’re the bestest!”

“Awwwwwwwww shucks, if you say so.”

Now…did you catch that?

Read it over again

Did you get it now?

Lemme explain

Have you ever done something so out of the ordinary that YOU “CAUSED” another person to be EMBARRASSED?

Have you wore anything soooooo out of the ordinary (but, hey, you liked it) that someone stated

“Take that off…YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME”

“Don’t say that…YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME”

Do you understand what that’s CODE for?

It’s code for:

I’m too self-conscious and too much of a conformist let another man dare to be different

It had ZERO do to with actually wearing a stupid hat

And had EVERYTHING to do with what happens to some people when someone dares to stand out in a crowd and be different from the MOB

It has JACK to do with wearing an ID10T hat

And all about the self-awareness of the one wearing it and the attitudes of those around them

We cry out

“Hey, I’m an original. I’m different!!”

But by our actions, we tell ourselves and others

“I HATE to be different, and don’t you DARE try to be either.”

By nature, ANYTHING that dares to pull us out of our comfort zones, we tend to fight against…

…until that very thing we fought against becomes COMFORTABLE to us

Then we think “Hmmm, it wasn’t that bad.”

All Big People Are Different, and Aren’t Afraid to FLAUNT it!!!

Harland Sanders was different
Johnny Cash was different
Johnny Depp is different
Amelia Earhart was different
Sam Walton was different>
Martin Luther King was too

Don’t never…EVER EVER EVER be afraid to be separate from the MOB

You may just end up gathering your own

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get me a new John Deere hat

I think I lost my other one in Jersey…

Key Master’s Commercial Stupendousness by Moi

Pauly — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:57:30 +0000

I’m a man of many talents

Writing
Reading
Bathing
Thinking
Computer-ing
Back massaging (no dudes!!)

On top of all of that MASTERY

(I LOVE) My mom also says I produce some STELLAR CUSTOM shows for:

Business Commercials
Bride and Groom
Birthday Parties
Puppies frolicking in green pastures

(…hee hee…giggle)

Here’s one I did for Master Key Cleaning Systems

An OUTSTANDING local CARPET CLEANING company in Joliet, Illinois

And the only ones I trust cleaning my carpets at home

I’m always looking for ways to improve my craft

And for new clients looking to get STOOPID exposure ONLINE

(and not to look like everyone else’s boring snooze fests)

So I’d appreciate HONEST feed back from ya

ENJOY!

Love Station United (The O’Jay Mix)

Pauly — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 05:55:42 +0000

I was watching an episode of “The O’Reilly Factor” during a break in an exciting night of hard-work and coffee drinking

Which fits PERFECTLY into my non-partisan rant for this week

Ok, so Bill O’Reilly is coming out with a new book called “Pinheads and Patriots” due out in September

This week, he was auctioning off autographed books to 5 people

Matching the highest bid, with 100% of the proceeds going to CHARITY

(and, Bill, I’d like to request that all proceeds coming from the mass WAVE of pre-sales you’re about to get from this blog to go —–>HERE

Thanks. You’re a PATRIOT)

And every night, when the show is about to end, he fields e-mails

LOVE mail

HATE mail

Those From:

Conservatives
Liberals
Democrats
Republicans
Libertarians
Dogs
Trees
And from that dude wearing the hounds-tooth scarf in the 17th row of the last Ke$ha concert

Well, one of the comments came from a viewer, who was less than AFFLUENT

I was almost 104% sure of this because of what was said:

“There you go [Bill], catering to the AFFLUENT again. When are you going to something for the rest of us. I think you should have given the rest of us a chance, and raffled off the books.”

Beee….caaaaause this was more about getting a stupid book than it was helping those in need?

Ahhh, I get it…

(ever notice how people AGAINST prosperity try to sugar-coat selfishness to sound like charity? Go figure.)

Which brings me to the point of this blog, which is centered around this phrase used by the MOB to stay in their commonitityness

I’ve never understood this phrase I’m about to drop on your plate

Nor the utter NARROWMINDED thinking of those who seem to use it as a some sort badge of humility and meekness

It’s a phrase I’ve grown up on, and have heard family and friends say for at least twice a month, for 25+ years

And, without sounding like an ANGRY AMERICAN, it’s a phrase I’ve grown to detest in my short time on earth

The phrase of the day is:

“I’d rather be poor and happy, than rich and sad”

And…And…And as an EXTRA

I’d rather be poor and in LUUUUUUUUV…

What AWESOMELY humble and puppy-wuppy things to say!!

AWWWWWWWWW!!!

(is that corn I see in that B.Poop?)

This is one of the most abominable sayings ever spewed out of the mouth of those without an EXCELLENT spirit

Or at least a spirit of PURPOSE

It comes from the mental-minnow who aren’t MAN GIANT enough to think bigger and who’s idea of success is being able to plop down on a couch, after a 40 hour JOB-week, and watch “Fringe” with a Corona and a bag of Hot Fries, and vegetate

Once again both idolizing and cursing the men and women shining on the Bright-Box, who think of themselves to be more than just a name on a spreadsheet

Those of the few who live by the MANTRA:

“I’d rather be RICH and HAPPY, than poor and sad”

But the common don’t think of themselves GREAT enough to think in that manner

And, hey, it’s easy to think that way…

…but It’s HARD to bust out of the lack-mentality programming rut

(rut = a long grave)

Which is why there’s not more AFFLUENT & PROSPEROUS people

It’s the AFFLUENT that cause this great nation to keep going

It’s the RICH who cause this world to keep spinning

Don’t believe me? GREAT!!!!

Slam YOUR BOSS

AKA: “That guy that signs your checks”

(know of any POOR people employing workers?)

and ask him how much he makes a year

$200,000!!

WHAT!!!

Affluent jerk!

He should be making only $40,000 like me…

…and you’ll be looking for another J.O.B.

So love and happyness is REALLY all you need?

Tell that to the “happy” homeless and starving that the AFFLUENT are helping…

Yodeling H3O2 (???)

Pauly — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 04:50:53 +0000

“Showcase the skills you were given at birth
Live your life here for what it’s worth
Show off the style you perfect in life
Show all the way to make it right
Make it…
To the top of Mt. Profession
Rule it…
Until you feel there’s nothing more for you to do
Or say…
‘None of you better get in my way!’
Coming down…
If ya do you’ll be back on level ground”

-“Modest”

Those words were written by a PRO-WRESTLER named Jeff Hardy with his band Peroxwhy?gen back in…..ehhhhh, 2004

The words of this song are DEEP, and something that’s sorely missing in today’s world: men and women letting the opinions of others quash their God given skills.

These are the same people that don’t have the self-image to do anything but flip burgers, turn on the TV, after being at their J.O.B., and try to escape life by watching a magical box full of people who are BEING what they only DREAMED of being

Great people don’t give a rip what others think

Not what YOU think of them…and not what I think of them

This may PISS us off to think that The Great don’t care about our opinions…

…but they don’t lose a wink of sleep over it

Perish the thought

All these people climbed to the “top of Mt. Profession”:

Martin Luther King
Anthony Robbins
Hulk Hogan
Michael Jordan
Joe Schroder
Bill Gates
Sarah Palin
Warren Buffet
Oprah Winrey
Ronald Regan
Barak Obama
The Beatles
Jay-Z
Garth Brooks
Benjamin Franklin

…and on and on and on

Did some of those names bring warmth to your heart? Good!

Did some of them cause you to start writing me hate letters? Good!

(it’s still TRUTH)

And it wasn’t because they had their high school/college/church buddies tell them what they could and could not be

…or in a ways that their peers didn’t TH!NK it should be done

“Come with us. Walk off the cliff, little lemming, just like the rest of us sheeple. No, don’t try to be different. Different is STUPID!”

It’s funny

(sad)

If you looked at the picture of Jeff Hardy, you may have saw some FREAK out of a teen slasher movie

“What nimrod would paint his face and dye his hair 50 different colors???”

The kind that breaks the status quo and in return, get’s about 20,000 people, who wished they were him, yelling his name, that’s who?

What was it that you were born to do; that you REALLY LOVE , that YOU let either friends or (even worse) money dictate why you could and couldn’t achieve?

Photographer…Do IT
(Male) Massage Therapist…Do IT
(Female) Race Car Driver…Do IT
Pastor/Rabbi/Priest…Do IT
Mayor/Governor/President…Go for IT!!

Just make sure that before you become You, Inc., give the others a forewarning…

“None of you better get in my way!”

FARMing for Bacon (…and other fairy tales)

Pauly — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:21:36 +0000

I was hanging out with a dear friend of mine last week

His wife was out of town celebrating a birthday, and since we hadn’t hung out in FOREVER, we decided to make it a date night full of Starbucks, classic Nintendo and Arcade video games

Ooooohhhh, the memories it brought back of spending hours and hours of mind-melting waste trying to beat Contra without THE KONAMI CODE

But in between rescuing Zelda and a chugging down a Cinnamon Toffee Nut Latte, we had a conversation of the ever popular and super-exciting topic of …

EVOLUTION vs. CREATION

When we get together, it seems like this subject always comes up, as I consider him as one of the few people that would take an Evolutionist to the woodshed

If there was anytime in my life where I got into a bar-fight over whether a Supreme Being plopped us on this great planet or whether we all went through the process of going from Fish, to Amphibian, to Reptile, to Mammal, he’d be the one I’d take

The udderly vast knowledge this dude has would make Big-Drunk-Bob’s head spin off his shoulders…

Anyway, back to the BLOG

Now, I’m a pretty simple guy. I don’t understand a lot of scientific jargon, and there’s a good chance if I got into a scientific or religious debate with someone who believes in the theory of evolution, if I tried to play to match intelligence, I’d be whooped

(but oh how the mind of a CHILD can throw off the “wise”)

So, fret not. I won’t go into religion or science on here

But here’s what’s been bothering me about the whole MONKEY ISSUE

It has to do with a belief that about 3% of the world population embraces

And out of that 3%, probably only another 25% truly ACTS out on, and takes steps to prove themselves right

That belief is that they were put on this Earth….with….Ahhhhhh…

.

.

PURPOSE

Again, this isn’t up for debate

I understand there are scientists that have proof of both sides of the coin

Just like GLOBAL WARMING

And the health benefits of drinking wine and FOLGERS

But here’s my question to the spies of the BLOGASPHERE…

Do you really believe so heavily that there’s no purpose in your life to think that you came from NOTHING?

You see, there’s not a thing on the face of God’s Green Round Ball that doesn’t have a purpose

GRASS has a purpose…to cover the land
FISH have a purpose…to provide food to humans, reproduce, and control other fin-swimmers
TREES have a purpose…to provide beauty and O2

And best of all

HUMANS have a GIVEN purpose…

(purpose doesn’t just….HAPPEN…it’s GIVEN)

We are the most interesting of all the others, since it’s my personal opinion, that we were individually DESIGNED for GREAT purposes

And not just to “suck someone else’s Oxygen”

Some for politics
Some for business
Some for religion
Some for giving
Some for missionary work
Some for sports

But all human purpose is SIGNIFICANT and GREAT

And those who come into the awareness of that purpose, will prosper

So, if you were reading this with the notion of going to the zoo to visit your Uncle Bubbles and Aunt Tuna

Please TH!INK…TH!NK…TH!NK of what was said

And P.S.: if anyone has the skills to produce me a life-sized statue of Kevin Bacon out of bacon…I’ll give you a dollar!!

(I can’t believe no one else has thought of this…)

The Coat-Tail Visionary

Pauly — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:17:46 +0000

I haven’t gotten inspired to write a lot lately

OK, that’s not EXACTLY true. There’s been A TON to write about, but everytime I get the urge to do it…I already forgotten what it was that could have won me the Nobel Prize for…EVERYTHING!

But, golly, I’m sure that’s never happened to you

You’re so smrt…that’s what turns me on about ‘cha

Which is why we should always carry something to write with, because:

A life worth living, is a life worth recording – Joe Schroeder

AND

“…WRITE the vision, and make it plain…that he may run who readeth it. – Habakkuk 2:2

(plus your kids can make MILLIONS when daddy/mommy’s notes get published [see MLK])

OK, there’s my tangent, now down to BUSINESS

I, by nature, am a loser

Sure, I was born to WIN, as EVERY SINGLE ONE of us are, yet I was raised and programmed to be a lose

Growing up in my early teens and late 20s, I had visions…dreams…goals, as every single one of you do

And I let my (and everyone else’s) BUT get in the way

Dreams of being a lawyer…but school was a drag and too much money

Dreams of being a chef…but there’s long hours in the kitchen and you’re could never be world class

Dreams of being a MASSAGE THERAPIST…but I’m a guy! I’d be looked upon as being homo and no one wants a guy touching them

Dreams of being a millionaire…but millionaires are greedy, and real “Christians” don’t desire the wealth of the world

(I’m not even gonna get started on the last one)

There were numerous other dreams and goals that I wished for, prayed for, and believed in, but for some reason or another, they were dashed like raging waters against a mountain

So, throughout my 20s, I had goals, didn’t think I was good at anything, didn’t know where my place in life was, and was bitter over the people who made their LOVING a LIVING…

…and were getting paid MUCHO CHEDDAR for doing so

To say I was frustrated would be an absolute understatement

Until I talked to a buddy of mine…

I knew his vision, he’s told me about it numerous times, he’s written it down, he’s plastered it on big billboards across Illinois

Unlike a lot of us: HE IS 150% SERIOUS

It’s not just a fly-by-night idea, but a passion that you can feel

And BOY can I feel it

So, I came up with this self-centered servanthood idea of killing two birds with one stone

“Ray, I don’t have a vision. I let myself get talked out of so many things that I just gave up in life. You have a vision, so if it’s alright, I’D LIKE TO RIDE YOUR COATTAILS, and help you succeed.”

I was amazed how taken back he was and excited that he totally excepted that with open arms

—————

PS and BTW, I don’t need intervention, I’m using a tactic of trust that has been used as a cliche for the past 1+ years. It’s called

TRANSPARENCY

It’s an AMAZING tool, that’s rarely used, because everyone these days wants to be an ALPHA-TYPE with holes in their hands…

—————-

But, here’s the point: Some of us where raised to be great, some of us were tired of losing so they flipped circumstances the bird, and dared to be great…

…and then there are those of you, like me, who wanted to be great, but were so ground into the dirt by well-meaning people, that we didn’t know how to be great, or where to start

So we have to HUMBLY ride on another’s coattails/skirt for a while, until we can figure it out

Not to leach off of, or selfishly use that man/woman, and then say “Thanks for the ride,” but to be a servant to those people who are willing to let us tag-along for a bit

And even in this time where everyone wants to be an INDIVIDUAL (and rightly so), there’s nothing wrong with tagging along when the person you’re stapled to has GREATNESS on their mind

And as for the massage therapist ordeal, yeah, that’ll work out in the long run

I mean, really? What WIFE wouldn’t L<3VE her own private masseuse?

(*wink* get the hint, married men *wink*)

Giddy Up, “Cowboy”…You’re a POSER

Pauly — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:37:21 +0000

I was reading a book called “The Way to Wealth” by Benjamin Franklin

It’s a 30-page book, that can be read in under an hour, and truthfully, it’s like DYNAMITE: short and compact, but packs a mean WALLOP!

Though there about 1000 different quotes in there that can (and in a few hours, will) be TWITTERED by rip-off artists like myself, there is one that I’m REALLY interested in claiming as my own doctrine

“Lying rides on debt’s back” – Poor Richard Saunders

Interesting…

Coming from a past that was filled with materialistic wants to hide my own insecurities, I know what this means

Isn’t it true…

In AMERICA, we can have the Beemer, the ROLEX, the Coach bag, big house, cruise trips, blah blah blah

…and put it all on a piece of plastic stating our dependency of WANT THIS NOW, rather than using paper and coin to pay for it when we EARN it

Thus, LYING to ourselves, and everyone around us

With the car, we’re saying, I live a GREAT life, look at MY car

LIAR!!! It’s not your car. Don’t make 2 payments and see what happens

The same with the house, it’s EPIC HUGENESS oozes success…

…until you miss a month on the mortgage, and BIG BANK’s autodailer is calling you everyday

And the purse, the power suit, the Pomeranian, the Alligator boots, and whatever else was put on CREDIT

And the ONLY reason the banks don’t collect what their owed right now? It’s more profitable to get the interest accrued on the charges

If it weren’t for that, box up the 45s. and ship ‘em to Chase

(I do LOVE that bank)

Hopefully you have a rare edition of The Beatles “Someday and Today (Butcher)” album that’s worth a TON

One HUGE lie

No wonder why the Bible states

“The RICH ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is SERVANT to the lender.” – God via King Solomon

~Proverbs 22:7~

I’ve had to learn it the HARD way

Image and NeedItNowness is overrated anyway

Just read about the multi-millionaire DISCOUNT STORE tycoon who wore a tuckers hat and jeans wherever he went

God bless that man…

Pauly