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Hypocrite Capitali$ts!!!
Jun 22nd

So, I hear about this guy who makes like a kagillion dollars a year hosting this website called I Can Has Cheezeburger
All it is is a whole slew of pictures of cats, dogs, etc. with quirky little comments that users can come up with, rate, and make comments about
Actually, the guy has about 56 sites like this.,,
And REMEMBER, he makes a KA-GILLION dollars a year
(this blog isn’t about him…he’s a ROCKSTAR)
Well, one of the pictures is a 4-piece setup w/ Che Guevara saying something like “Viva La Socialism”
The next is him smiling with Fidel Castro
The third is…eh, I forgot
(trying to do this by memory…)
And the 4th…was absolutely hysterical
Because it’s sooooooooooooo true…yet so sad!!!
But before I tell you what it was, let me share this:
“BEWARE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DEMONIZE WHO YOU ARE AS SIN”
Because they, more than likely, don’t live by their own credo:
EXAMPLES
- The “PRO-CHOICE” movement is against giving humans the right to LIFE…yet they’re LIVING
- The treehuggers want to save a whale, but kill a child
- The people who CONDEMN those who watch XXX-films (as evil and disgusting as they are), are then caught fornicating, or in a strip club, or doing some other sexual infirmity
- People of religion who want to b!@ch, moan, and take away your FREEDOM to practice your religious beliefs…but they’re free to practice theirs
AND NOW THE PUNCH LINE
Those who call themselves US SOCIALISTS/COMMUNISTS
Are the ones selling CHE GUEVARA T-SHIRTS!!!
Does this make sense to anyone else???
STANDBY the Bandwagon
Jun 10th
AFTER A 49 YEAR DROUGHT, THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS BRING LORD STANLEY’S CUP HOME
I’d like to dedicate this post to two groups:
~The Chicago Blackhawks~
You men played your guts out for 60 some-odd games
And through all the crap, and name calling, and the naysayers
And people mispronouncing “Toews” (Tayvz)
(a lot of them the same people who were jumping on their couches with Pat Kane’s final goal)
You brought the cup home…
I SALUTE YOU with this Molson Ice lifted high above the head…
C H E E R S !!!
And Secondly…
~The Standbys~
[spoken to the tune of "Real Men of Genius"]
You DIEHARD Hawks fans have prayed for years and years and eons for your beloved Blackhawks to bring the big tin cup home to the Windy City
You didn’t jump on the BANDWAGON like the 99% of the Chicagoans rooting for your fearless five
Who could have cared less about them in September
OH NOOOOOO!!!!
With tears you forged the BANDWAGON, reached out your hairy, sweaty arm, and yelled
Hop on, Junior! Let us celebrate as our glorious team marches to VICTORY!!!
You are a breathing metaphor of life
Those who, through thick and thin, stick to their guns, and da dadada dadada for months and months
Years and years
Just to see this day…
You ARE a TRUE Blackhawk FAN
Your Dad and Mom ARE TRUE Blackhawk FANS
Your Son, Daughter, and their future spouses WILL BE TRUE Blackhawk FANS
(…or else)
So pop open a tall one, Mr. Patient Patron of the Puck
Because afterall
This Cup’s for You














