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Hypocrite Capitali$ts!!!

So, I hear about this guy who makes like a kagillion dollars a year hosting this website called I Can Has Cheezeburger

All it is is a whole slew of pictures of cats, dogs, etc. with quirky little comments that users can come up with, rate, and make comments about

Actually, the guy has about 56 sites like this.,,

And REMEMBER, he makes a KA-GILLION dollars a year

(this blog isn’t about him…he’s a ROCKSTAR)

Well, one of the pictures is a 4-piece setup w/ Che Guevara saying something like “Viva La Socialism

The next is him smiling with Fidel Castro

The third is…eh, I forgot

(trying to do this by memory…)

And the 4th…was absolutely hysterical

Because it’s sooooooooooooo true…yet so sad!!!

But before I tell you what it was, let me share this:

“BEWARE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DEMONIZE WHO YOU ARE AS SIN”

Because they, more than likely, don’t live by their own credo:

EXAMPLES

  • The “PRO-CHOICE” movement is against giving humans the right to LIFE…yet they’re LIVING
  • The treehuggers want to save a whale, but kill a child
  • The people who CONDEMN those who watch XXX-films (as evil and disgusting as they are), are then caught fornicating, or in a strip club, or doing some other sexual infirmity
  • People of religion who want to b!@ch, moan, and take away your FREEDOM to practice your religious beliefs…but they’re free to practice theirs

AND NOW THE PUNCH LINE

Those who call themselves US SOCIALISTS/COMMUNISTS

Are the ones selling CHE GUEVARA T-SHIRTS!!!

Does this make sense to anyone else???

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STANDBY the Bandwagon

AFTER A 49 YEAR DROUGHT, THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS BRING LORD STANLEY’S CUP HOME


I’d like to dedicate this post to two groups:


~The Chicago Blackhawks~

You men played your guts out for 60 some-odd games

And through all the crap, and name calling, and the naysayers

And people mispronouncing “Toews” (Tayvz)

(a lot of them the same people who were jumping on their couches with Pat Kane’s final goal)

You brought the cup home…

I SALUTE YOU with this Molson Ice lifted high above the head…

C H E E R S !!!


And Secondly…

~The Standbys~

[spoken to the tune of "Real Men of Genius"]

You DIEHARD Hawks fans have prayed for years and years and eons for your beloved Blackhawks to bring the big tin cup home to the Windy City

You didn’t jump on the BANDWAGON like the 99% of the Chicagoans rooting for your fearless five

Who could have cared less about them in September

OH NOOOOOO!!!!

With tears you forged the BANDWAGON, reached out your hairy, sweaty arm, and yelled

Hop on, Junior! Let us celebrate as our glorious team marches to VICTORY!!!

You are a breathing metaphor of life

Those who, through thick and thin, stick to their guns, and da dadada dadada for months and months

Years and years

Just to see this day…

You ARE a TRUE Blackhawk FAN

Your Dad and Mom ARE TRUE Blackhawk FANS

Your Son, Daughter, and their future spouses WILL BE TRUE Blackhawk FANS

(…or else)

So pop open a tall one, Mr. Patient Patron of the Puck

Because afterall

This Cup’s for You



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